I reserve the right to go insane when necessary.
So, just sit back and join me in a delightfully insane state of mind.

Let the Spastication Begin!!

• The Society for the Advancement of Global Non-Conformity
  (oxymoronicisim rocks the casbah)
• Abuse-A-Tron
• Index of Ball Eating
  (if you enjoy that kinda thing:)
• Asylum
• Bored.com
• Bizarre Magazine
• The Bureau of Missing Socks
• Did you ever wonder?
• Barney Ate My Balls!!
• Poetry, Bubbles, & Pixie Stix
  (what more could you ask for in a site?)
• Jesus Christ Ate My Balls
• The Jungle Island of MrZebra
• Random Spastic Site oi vey
• The Celebrity SlugFest
• Ebonics for the Grammatically Challenged
• PopTarts
• 75 Years of the BandAid
• Heathers
• Clorkon
  (Don't Ask.. cuz I dunno)
• Bob Dole Ate My Balls
• Celebrity Super Fights
• Pop Goes the Plastic
• Idiot's Guide to the Universe
• The Land of Spork
  (didn't see any sporkishness, but it looks pretty cool)
• Bubbles
• Exploding Brains
• Are Toasters Intelligent?
• The House of Slack
• Ain't-It-Cool-News
• Useless Pages
• Brian's Kingdom of Randomness
• Fortune Balls From Outer Space
• Bitter, Much?
  (yikes, hehe very random, very bitter page.. but she has my name, so I thought since I stumbled over her page, I'd link to it)
• Post Modern
• Vagabond
• Slap-A-SpiceGirl
• The Darwin Awards
  (and simple human travesties)
• The Corporation
• Tamagothi Homepage
• Phos4
• Area 51
• The Realm of Niftyness
• Randomness Meets the Easter Bunny
• Bovine Poetry
• Daria
• The Nestor
• Randomness All Around
• Jeff's Happy Li'l Home Page
• Ponder Files
• The Ponderings Page
• Ask The Psychic Pop Tart
• Bamboole
• Can it be true? (prolly not)
• The Dark Side of Insanity
• Jilted
• Centre for the Easily Amused
• Random Personal Homepage: Tinkerbell
• Sanity
• Spastic Monkey Reviews
• Tofu's World
• WinAmp
• Toasters
• Toasters II
• Minty Fresh
• This site should be called Paranoia.com
• Plastic Resource
• Juan Valdez (my hero and yours)
• Hair Dye
• So much hair dye.. Joe Mama
• Body Shop Tatts
• In Search Of...
• Notorious Ed's Underground Tatts
  (In Austin, he rocks the casbah)
• Mint!
• Batman & Robin jeepers
• Elasticity
• Ramen!
• Page-O-Bizarro
• MegaManz's Fortress
• Z (random strangeness)
• Death Clock
• Furnitures The Great Brown Oaf
• Refrigerate Cheese
• The Amazing Mood Bra
• Reefer City
• The Toaster Museum Foundation
• Mystical Smoking Head of Bob
• The Intergalactic House of Fruitcakes (IHOF)
• Spam Haiku
• The Limbik World of Brain Tricks
• The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis
• How to Toilet Train Your Cat
• The San Francisco Cacophony Society
• Sporks!
• HyperDiscordia
• Bald is Beautiful!
• Bubba Bullmash Comic Page
• Message From Your Iguana
• Billy Smith's Psychic Test
• Something Stupid
• The Contortion Home Page
• Dead People Server
• The Pink Cow's Home Page
• The Head Shop
• Paths Less Taken
• Oeno Phile's Mood Detector
• Freak Nation
• Weirdness OnLine
• Atomic Web
• Barney Jihad
• Reverse Speech
• Disinformation
• Church of Euthanasia
• Useless Information
• Interspecies Telepathic Communication
• The Church of Bunny
• The Butt Page
• Fun With Grapes A Case Study
• Piercing Mildred
• The Chupacabra Home Page
• BrainSaw
• Mentos, the Fresh Maker!
• Mass Poetry
• Neverending Void of Absolute Nothingness
• Slightly Better Than Caca
• National Glue Sniffers of America
• Squirrel Hazzing: the Untold Story
• The International Headquarters of Smartasses
• Foolish Mortal Refuge
• The Messed-Up People Club Homepage
• Yesh
• Mutantdog's Genetic Anarchy Network
• SpamWay
• The Proper Southern Belle
• A Woman's Guide To Peeing Standing Up
• Fill-In-The-Skank
• Mr. Cow
• The Raw Fish Page
• The Head of Voltair de Sade
• Exit 86
• Babies For Sale
• The Scratchenator Toenail Center
• The Green Mutant Couch Potato
• Lithium Tattler
• Brain Candy
• This Old Hearse
• The Bathroom
• Liars Club
• The Oracle of Plywood Elvis
• Catherine's Cafe of Complete and Utter Crap
• The Edge of CyberSpace and Beyond
• Have You Lost Your Marbles?
• What Matters?
• Rant
• Hawaii Figure Skating Club
• Surrealist Compliment Generator
• Poking Phun at Politicians
• Am I in PI?
• SuperChurch
• The Amazing Cow Cam!
• The Quote Book
• Absurdistan
• The Burrito Page
• Online Guide to Urinal Etiquette
• Hemorrhoids Have Ceased to be a Problem
• Pants First, Then Shoes
• Plorph
• Garbology
• The Ram Connection
• Mind Control Forum
• Trailer Trash
  (see also: "I'm apparently married to my sister," and "inbreeding")
• Island Web: Psychadelic Culture
• Tasty Insect Recipes
• Banshee's Love/Lust/Loser Note Creator
• Jamming a Pair of Scissors Repeatedly Into Your Crotch
• Dan Sroka Calendars
• Intelligent Humor Page
• Dismember Me Elmo
• Disgruntled Postal Worker Zone
• Devil Bunnies
• The WWW Hall of Shame
• AOL Sucks Shit (through coffee straws)
• WWW Ouija Bored
• Squashed Bug Zoo
• The Spam Cam
• The Society To End The Abuse Of Oxygen
• Stick Figure Death Theatre
• Unabomber Mad Libs
• The Unofficial Self-Referential Existential Web Site (hehehe)
• VRML Cow Tipping
• Virtual Vomit
• Museum of Dirt
• Naked Dancing Llama
• Magic Infinity Ball
• The Miraculous Winking Jesus
• Man-Eating Cabbage Patch Kids
• Mad Libs
• Madame Predicts Your Future
• Monty Python's Flying Circus
• Jesus of the Week
• The Illistrated Guide to Breaking Your Computer
• How to Talk New Age
• How to Keep an Idiot Busy for Hours
• How to Set Yourself on Fire
• How To Be A Man
• Daily Muse
• The Great God Contest
• Find the Spam
• Evil People, Inc.
• Ego Booster
• EarthCam
• The 'feels like' Forecast
• The Dark Side of the Scooby Gang
• The Dada Server
• Damn You Ed McMahon! Damn you to hell!
• Cruel Site of the Day
• The Chia Pet Zoo
• Ambigram
• The Amazing Rubber Band Ball
• The Book of Cliches
• Creative Word Randomiser
• The Cynics Sactuary
• The Bastard Son of the Lord
• Ad Parody Dementia
• Alien Abduction Survey
• Lie of the Day
• Linus the Llama's Virtual Camelot
• The Love Calculator
• Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator
• Kooks Museum
• LaLaLand
• Random Knowledge
• Really Strange Stories Of The Totally Unknown
• Roadside America Vortex
• Sea Monkey Worship Page
• Trix OnLine
• The Unabomber Manifesto
• Waste of Time
• World's Hardest Trivia
• World's Smallest Political Quiz
• MetaWeirdness
• Henson.com
• I am apparently, married to both my sisters...
  (see also "trailer trash," and "inbreeding")
• Inbreeding
  (see also "Trailer Trash," and the above)
• The Spleen Explanation
• OnLine Pregnancy Test
• The OJ Trial as told by Dr. Seus
• Official Ramen Page
• Punch Capt. Kirk
• Papa Smurf is a Communist
• On Stagnent Pond
• Psychic Chicken Network
• The Procrastinators Creed
• The Past Life Game
• Personalized Shakespearean Insult Service
• Fortune Cookie Machine
• Crowe's Place of Insanity
• Junipa's Vertigo
• Herman's Banana Heaven
• The Weirdness Test How weird are YOU???
  well the fact that you are here could mean.. well, something
• The Satanic Rubber Chicken Queen
• Feckless Meanderings
• Return to the Temple of Monkey Juice and Love
• David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist
• Thelemic Republicans
  "Announcing the formation of the Thelemic Republicans:
  Sexually promiscuous yet fiscally conservative."
  Or is it just fuck the poor?
  "Do what thou wilt," eh?
• Apokalypso
  some people just need help...
• The Beast of Revelation
  'Pleased to meet choo, hope you guess ma name...'
  I thought this article was hilarious. On Kissinger as a possible AntiChrist candidate
• The Illuminati OutLine of History
• Impropoganda:
  Screws with your mind untill you come to your senses
• The Sublime Lodge of the Holy Blue Brethren
  Oh, just slightly random
• 23 Skidoo
• The 22 Enigma
• The God Phone
• The Bible Code
  hmm.. Just another manifestation of millennial madness or is this a legit and very strange discovery?
• BME: Body Modification Ezine
• this is yer brain: bad people wanna grab it
• H.P Lovecraft Archive

  

  Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.

  
  Yeah! Work it Juan babee!!
  Do that Spastic Crack Whore Dance!
  WooHoo

  I'm gettin' out of here.
  The doctors and nurses are all crazy!

  
  Now, git yo sorray ass back to yo cornah , biatch, fo' we haveta bussa cap on yo ass!

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